What is the purpose of automating ‘aesthetic judgement’? A quick overview of the literature suggests a range of ways to beautify and optimise photographic culture, from the development of smarter cameras, image search, personal album curation, photo ranking and creative recommendation, visual storytelling, automated photo enhancement and image management. These applications reflect a desire to free consumers from the burden of photography, from the moment of capture (which filter should I use?) to the act of sharing (which image should I upload?). However, as a leading scholar in this field recently admitted to me: beyond these industrial outcomes, this area of work is thrilling precisely because it is ostensibly one of the most challenging and unanswerable problems in the field. What makes a photograph good? Is there a canonical or universal basis on which beauty can be measured? Or, in the face of the infinite complexity of human subjectivity, is the answer to be found in an individualised, personal aesthetics?